| | | | | | | | The best of Miller moments
ABC Sports Online
The Emmy-award winning comic delivered many comedic highlights throughout his rookie campaign in the MNF booth.
Here is a list of the best Dennis Miller line of each Monday Night Football telecast of this past season:
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Dennis Miller had plenty of light moments throughout his first year in the booth.
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No. 1
Referring to Titans' owner Bud Adams' hair: "The field is real grass - do you think that was artificial turf we saw there?"
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"Did you see the "Big Bubba" (President Clinton) at Ben and Jerry's the other day where that woman asked him to sign her shirt? She pulls it off and shows him her bra. I think they were going to charge her with wearing a bra knowing the President."
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Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 1
"Everybody's worried about me using profanity - the only f-word I might say a lot this year is 'Faulk.'"
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"The new owner of the New York Jets is Woody Johnson. The New England Patriots have a second-year center named Damien Woody. So Al, as is often the case in life, what it's probably gonna come down to is who has the better Woody."
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Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
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"Ah, the Jefferson Memorial -- a stunning testimonial to TV's beloved Weezie Jefferson."
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"Hey, I'm excited for halftime. We've got a midget league football game coming up. I think one of the teams is the Bengals."
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"If you're going to pick on a rookie, you might not want him called Dennis."
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"You know Dan, Al and I went out in the Mall of America the other day at the piercing pagoda and we had our nipples pierced."
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In reference to a Titans fan wearing a mask with fake blood streaming down it: "Remember, all you kids at home, never pick your own zits."
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Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 1
"Al Groh might have to go to the reliever. The only question is, do you go Ray Lucas or do you go (Mariano) Rivera with the Yankees?"
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Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 1
In reference to Britannica.com's translations of some of his more obscure rants and references on MNF each week: "This is very exciting -- they tell me they had 12 to 14 hits on that web site last week."
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Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 1
After the promotion of Dennis Green's diary on a certain website: "Well, here's the thing -- Dennis Green doesn't even know we have his diary. We broke the lock off it. It's really quite racy."
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Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 1
Dennis Miller's best line from Monday night occurred after Deltha O'Neal took a hard hit.
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Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
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Dennis Miller's best line from Monday night takes aim at Dan Wilkinson's alma mater: "The Ohio State Buckeyes got the butt-kicking this weekend."
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Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 1
"I'll tell you how many hits (Steve) Beuerlein has taken this year: See how black and blue he is, Al? He doesn't even have a jersey on. That's just him."
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Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 1
Referring to Melissa Stark's mispronunciation of the word success on one of her sideline reports: "Well, you know (Tony) Gonzalez doesn't mind being 5-7 as long as he's having a good year sexually."
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Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 1
On a shot of two shirtless fans with a plea to their parents painted on their chests: "Hey Mom, send money... for liposuction."
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Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 1
After Al outlined the playoff implications of the game in the second half: "Albeeno, you're the only one with the brain capacity to suck all that in ... I'm eating a hotdog and Dan is scratching himself."
wav: 71 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 1
Referring to Torry Holt's MondayNightFootball.com diary: "Dear diary, there is a new boy in class named (Bears rookie kicker Paul) Edinger, he kicks it really far."
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Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
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(Referring to Green Bay Packers safety Darren Sharper): "Every helmet meshes with these All-Star uniforms except the Green Bay Packers. You look down, and it's a guy in a blue uniform with a canteloupe on his head."
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Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
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(Referring to Green Bay Packers safety Darren Sharper): "Every helmet meshes with these All-Star uniforms except the Green Bay Packers. You look down, and it's a guy in a blue uniform with a canteloupe on his head."
wav: 90 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
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