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ABC Sports Online report
On August 21, Dennis Miller made his third appearance as a Monday Night Football announcer during the Green Bay Packers vs. Miami Dolphins preseason game.
The Emmy-award winning comic delivered many comedic highlights throughout the Dolphins' 17-14 victory.
Here are his greatest hits from the preseason contest:
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Dennis Miller had plenty of light moments throughout his first year in the booth.
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 No. 1
"Did you see the "Big Bubba" (President Clinton) at Ben and Jerry's the other day where that woman asked him to sign her shirt? She pulls it off and shows him her bra. I think they were going to charge her with wearing a bra knowing the President."
wav: 26 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 2
"Hey, we're in Miami. You gotta say it: One STINKIN' field goal. I don't want no STINKIN' field goal. Scarface!"
wav: 69 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 3
"It's nice to be out on the road these three weeks with you boys. I've only had the guy who refills the mini bar break in on me naked around 13-14 times in the last three weeks."
wav: 135 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 4
"Hey guys, can we get some more humidity down here? Because I want to be a piece of algae."
wav: 30 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 5
On the need for Miami to depend on kicker Olindo Mare: "Mare's going to be raising his leg more frequently this year than a chihuahua with a bladder problem."
wav: 39 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 6
"I'm not going to comment on (referee)Phil Luckett. I've been fined so many times by the league this year. I give up on Phil Luckett. Whatever he wants to do is fine with me as long as he doesn't deflate the football."
wav: 91 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 7
On Packers RB Herbert "Whisper" Goodman's 56-yard TD run: "I think all they heard being whispered was bye-bye when he shot the corner there."
wav: 33 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 8
On Dolphins tackle Keno Hills: "Keno Hills? Sounds like where those old blue-haired ladies in Vegas want to be buried."
wav: 44 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 9
On Packers DE Vonnie Holliday's relentless pursuit of QB Damon Huard: "Vonnie's a gamer, man. The motor is always running. Ironically, a guy named Holliday never takes a play off."
wav: 39 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 10
On Green Bay's fans, the cheeseheads: "Why are the cheeseheads always swiss-cheese? Isn't that the heartland of America? Shouldn't we have American-cheeseheads?"
wav: 40 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
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