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MondayNightFootball.com report
On Feb. 4, Dennis Miller delivered many amusing highlights throughout the AFC-NFC Pro Bowl from Aloha Stadium in Honolulu, Hawaii.
Do you ever feel the need to pull out a dictionary to understand some of Miller's references? Well, Britannica.com explains this Monday Night Football commentator's cultural and historical references each week.
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Dennis Miller had plenty of light moments throughout his first year in the booth.
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No. 1
(Referring to Green Bay Packers safety Darren Sharper): "Every helmet meshes with these All-Star uniforms except the Green Bay Packers. You look down, and it's a guy in a blue uniform with a canteloupe on his head."
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No. 2
"I spent the evening behind a rock watching Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr make out on the beach."
No. 3
"They're allowed to pick whatever name they want on the back of the jersey, so Gramatica has picked 'He Hate Me.'"
No. 4
"Gruden took it easy this week, he was only sleeping three and a half hours a night."
No. 5
(Referring to Dennis Green's hoarse voice): "I think Denny Green was hitting the Karaoke bars this week."
No. 6
(after a scrum on the field)
Fouts: "They have helmets and pads on for a reason."
Dennis: "I guess I'm just not a man, then, Dan."
No. 7
(After a FedEx ad): "Speaking of FedEx, if you're coming to Hawaii, you might not want to see "Castaway" the night before you fly."
No. 8
"That's what they hear in their helmets? Do you want fries with that?"
No. 9
(After the AFC was called with its second illegal defense): "They called an illegal defense because Ewing didn't come out to guard the man at the top of the key."
No. 10
"You had Elvis handing off to Dillon on that one, if we can somehow get Paul McCartney in there we can have the triple crown of Rock 'n' Roll."
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