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MondayNightFootball.com report
On Sept. 4, Dennis Miller made his regular season debut as a Monday Night Football announcer during the Denver Broncos vs. St. Louis Rams game.
The Emmy-award winning comic delivered many amusing highlights throughout the Rams' 41-36 victory.
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Dennis Miller had plenty of light moments throughout his first year in the booth.
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 No. 1
"Everybody's worried about me using profanity - the only f-word I might say a lot this year is 'Faulk.'"
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No. 2
On Charlie Sheen starring on "Spin City": "Heather (Locklear) used to be married to Tommy Lee, so she's used to dealing with incorrigibles ... but Charlie's a good kid."
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No. 3
"Here's what I thought about the first half .. Hey, Skittles! I'm sorry, what were we talking about?"
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No. 4
"(Mark) Schlereth has been scoped more often than a redneck abducted by aliens."
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Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 5
Describing a questionable penalty call: "What could you call him for there, a neck-wedgie?"
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Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 6
Referring to a fan wearing Miller's photo on his face and half a watermelon on his head: "I didn't know my plugs were that obvious."
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Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 7
Referring to Terrell Davis' leg wrap: "That didn't look like a re-wrap. The artist Christo didn't use that much fabric when he enveloped the Pont Nuef."
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Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 8
"There's an official booth edict - other than arm strength, we can never mention Jeff George and John Elway in the same sentence."
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Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 9
Referring to Brian Griese's fumbling tendency: "Not surprising - the ball might be slippery for a guy named Griese."
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Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 10
On Rams rookie Trung Canidate: "Imagine that, in the year 2000 a can(d)idate who's quick on his feet."
wav: 32 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
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