|
| | | | | | | | Miller moments
MondayNightFootball.com report
On Oct. 2, Dennis Miller delivered many amusing highlights throughout the Seahawks-Chiefs AFC West contest.
Do you ever feel the need to pull out a dictionary to understand some of Miller's references? Well, Britannica.com explains this Monday Night Football commentator's cultural and historical references each week.
| 
Dennis Miller had plenty of light moments throughout his first year in the booth.
| | AUDIO & VIDEO HIGHLIGHTS |
No. 1
"If you're going to pick on a rookie, you might not want him called Dennis."
wav
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 2
On the KC offensive line: "If you can't gain yardage behind this O-line, you can't gain it, because the top eight guys are all over 300 pounds. Just duck in on their hineys, it's like following Sequoias."
wav: 71 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 3
(swearing in background) "Wasn't me ... It was not me ladies and gentlemen."
wav: 65 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 4
On Ricky Watters: "Ricky could have sued Keyshawn Johnson for plagiarism with the 'just give me the damn ball' thing.
wav: 39 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 5
"See that statue in the bumper? Even the pigeons are polite in the Midwest."
wav: 33 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 6
"The referee just had to have the Tommy John surgery, he's thrown the flag so many times."
wav: 37 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 7
To Al Michaels: "Al-beeno, use your appreciable clout and get us some junior mints in here."
wav: 34 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 8
On the video of the Kingdome implosion: "I was in my luxury box for that one. You know, you want to get your wear out of it."
wav: 19 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 9
"Get the camera on Gunther. I want to see some of that froth!"
wav: 30 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 10
Seattle WR Darrell Jackson's catch late in the fourth: "He dragged his feet like Neville Chamberlain."
wav: 32 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
|
| | |
| | | | |
ESPN.com:
HELP |
ADVERTISER INFO |
CONTACT US |
TOOLS |
SITE MAP
Copyright ©2001 ESPN Internet Group. Terms of Use and Privacy Policy and Safety Information are applicable to this site. Employment opportunities at ESPN.com.
| |
| 
 |
