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MondayNightFootball.com report
On Oct. 16, Dennis Miller delivered many amusing highlights throughout the Jacksonville Jaguars vs. Tennesse Titans game at Adelphia Coliseum.
Do you ever feel the need to pull out a dictionary to understand some of Miller's references? Well, Britannica.com explains this Monday Night Football commentator's cultural and historical references each week.
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Dennis Miller had plenty of light moments throughout his first year in the booth.
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No. 1
In reference to a Titans fan wearing a mask with fake blood streaming down it: "Remember, all you kids at home, never pick your own zits."
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No. 1
"If you want to get some real ratings for that show, change it to 'Two Girls and a Guy.'"
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No. 3
On a fan's poster featuring Kearse with his arm around him: "Wow. 'The Freak' and 'The Geek!'"
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No. 4
"In '67, (Porter Wagner) teamed up with a young woman named Dolly Parton and the three of them went on to have several great years together."
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No. 5
To Dan Fouts after he referred to his 242 career interceptions: "Were you ever tempted to hang around and go for 250?"
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No. 6
After the sprinklers on the field went off early in the fourth quarter: "Who let the sprinklers out, woo - woo! Who let the sprinklers out, woo - woo!"
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No. 7
"Hey, what about that second debate last week? Did you love that? I couldn't watch the whole thing because I've already seen 'Weekend at Bernie's' 19 times."
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No. 8
"Cincinnati is really a franchise in disarray. They took out Akili Smith for a period last week, and they brought in Red Klotz of the Washington Generals."
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No. 9
On Jags corner Kiwaukee Thomas getting badly beaten by Titans receiver Derrick Mason: "That's beyond biting -- he's gonna need orthodontic work."
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No. 10
On Jevon Kearse jumping across the neutral zone before the snap: "Kearse went across the International Date Line on that one."
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