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MondayNightFootball.com report
On Dec. 4, Dennis Miller delivered many amusing highlights throughout the Chiefs-Patriots game at Foxboro Stadium.
Do you ever feel the need to pull out a dictionary to understand some of Miller's references? Well, Britannica.com explains this Monday Night Football commentator's cultural and historical references each week.
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Dennis Miller had plenty of light moments throughout his first year in the booth.
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No. 1
Referring to Melissa Stark's mispronunciation of the word success on one of her sideline reports: "Well, you know (Tony) Gonzalez doesn't mind being 5-7 as long as he's having a good year sexually."
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No. 2
During a shot of a local Boston bar: "I was down there last night. I got stomped viciously by some locals. Lot of fun."
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No. 3
With he and Dan Fouts dressed like eskimos, to the much lighter dressed Al Michaels: "Dan and I are like we've been in a soccer team wreck in the Andes, and you're sitting there like Matt Helm. What happened there?"
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No. 4
"Well, a guy named (Patriots linebacker Tedy) Bruschi is certainly gonna put his head on a lot of people."
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No. 5
"A 44, it's probably Warren's (Moon) last pass through the league here, unless he ends up kicking for the 'Skins next year."
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No. 6
To Dan Fouts, after he mentioned a Patriots' statistic: "Why are you always beating us over the head with this football stuff?"
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No. 7
After making a reference to ESPN sportscaster Dan Patrick: "Dan just sat up in his undies at home, 'Honey, I'm on the big show!'"
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No. 8
"Tebucky, Kimble ... I feel like I'm on a soap opera."
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No. 9
"(Chiefs tight end) Jason Dunn, one of 11 children, so you know he's comfortable in the huddle."
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No. 10
"There it is, the U.S.S. Constitution, otherwise known as 'Old Raymond Burr.'"
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