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MondayNightFootball.com report
On Dec. 11, Dennis Miller delivered many amusing highlights throughout the Bills-Colts game at the RCA Dome.
Do you ever feel the need to pull out a dictionary to understand some of Miller's references? Well, Britannica.com explains this Monday Night Football commentator's cultural and historical references each week.
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Dennis Miller had plenty of light moments throughout his first year in the booth.
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No. 1
On a shot of two shirtless fans with a plea to their parents painted on their chests: "Hey Mom, send money... for liposuction."
wav: 37 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 2
To Dan Fouts, after he mentioned that Bills offensive line coach Carl Mauck was his first center: "Dan, how comfy were you tucking your hands in there?"
wav: 20 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 3
After an ABC promo for "Who Wants to be a Millionaire:" "The 10th pitcher on any major league baseball team -- that's who wants to be a millionaire."
wav: 48 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 4
After Edgerrin James got stopped twice in a row on the Bills' half-yard line in the fourth quarter: "Nobody bleeds the clock inside the half-yard line like the Indy Colts, nobody. You can't tell me different, Dan Fouts."
wav: 61 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 5
On a shot of two fans wearing Al Gore and George Bush masks: "That's about as plastic as those guys actually are."
wav: 29 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 6
On the Bills' dismal start against the Dolphins last week: "Wade Phillips' team came out flatter last week than his old man's (ex-coach Bum's) haircut."
wav: 34 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 7
After Dan Fouts commented on the slow-paced first half: "Well, I'm a freak for field goals, so this is my favorite game of the year so far."
wav: 37 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 8
After Melissa Stark explained the meaning behind Buffalo wideout Peerless Price's name: "Well, I know his brother Allied, and he's a good kid, too."
wav: 24 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 9
After Dan Fouts referred to the theme song of "George of the Jungle:" "You know who sang that? Guns 'n Roses."
wav: 25 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
No. 10
After Al Michaels mentioned how the Bills quarterbacks' QB rating was zero in the second half versus the Dolphins last week: "You know, my quarterback rating is zero. I'm tied with some of them."
wav: 36 k
Real: 14.4 | 28.8 | 56.6
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