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MondayNightFootball.com report
On Dec. 18, Dennis Miller delivered many amusing highlights throughout the Bucs-Rams game at Raymond James Stadium.
Do you ever feel the need to pull out a dictionary to understand some of Miller's references? Well, Britannica.com explains this Monday Night Football commentator's cultural and historical references each week.
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Dennis Miller had plenty of light moments throughout his first year in the booth.
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No. 1
After Al outlined the playoff implications of the game in the second half: "Albeeno, you're the only one with the brain capacity to suck all that in ... I'm eating a hotdog and Dan is scratching himself."
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No. 2
While an NFL official looks at the replay monitor: "You know what my biggest fear is, Albeeno? He's watching Everybody Loves Raymond."
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No. 3
After Keyshawn Johnson scored on his second touchdown reception: "Did you see that? Keyshawn went right to the crowd and gave the ball to Wayne Chrebet. Unbelievable. It's all good tonight, it's Christmas."
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No. 4
When the crowd chants an expletive after an intentional grounding call in the fourth quarter: "Wow, fertilizer, fertilizer, fertilizer."
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No. 5
Referring to MondayNightFootball.com's Torry Holt diary: "Dear diary, I am very, very fast."
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No. 6
Referring to Tampa Bay cornerbacks Ronde Barber and Donnie Abraham: "Hey, those two corners have stoned more people than Haight Ashbury this year, Al."
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No. 7
After a tough Warrick Dunn run in the second quarter: "You never know in this game. He might have lost the whole cranium. You better check. No, it's still on."
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No. 8
On a St. Louis challenge in the second quarter: "Good, because this game was getting exciting. You want to hit the bat chute here. I'll be in my sleeping bag."
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No. 9
After Az-Zahir Hakim dropped an easy one in the second quarter: "Back where I come from, they don't have good hands. What they do have is 4.4 speed."
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No. 10
Referring to the fines the NFL levied on several Rams for the "Bob 'N Weave" celebration: "The league just fined them $40,000 for us replaying it. That's how uptight they are about that play."
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