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MondayNightFootball.com report
On Dec. 30, Dennis Miller delivered many amusing highlights throughout the Rams-Saints Wild Card game at the Lousiana Superdome.
Do you ever feel the need to pull out a dictionary to understand some of Miller's references? Well, Britannica.com explains this Monday Night Football commentator's cultural and historical references each week.
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Dennis Miller had plenty of light moments throughout his first year in the booth.
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No. 1
(Referring to Green Bay Packers safety Darren Sharper): "Every helmet meshes with these All-Star uniforms except the Green Bay Packers. You look down, and it's a guy in a blue uniform with a canteloupe on his head."
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No. 2
"These Saints fans have a beef with Gierke."
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No. 3
"Well, they say the concussion affects the quarterback's playmaking decisions. Last night, Warner showed up for his pregame interview in an orange shirt and orange tie, so I'm wondering about his lucidity."
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No. 4
"Only in the NFL can a guy 241 pounds be called tiny."
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No. 5
(After pie charts documented the Rams offensive success): "I want to thank Marie Callander for that last graphic."
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No. 6
"If they keep playing like this, the fans are going to be wearing Louis Vuitton bags on their heads."
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No. 7
(Commenting on a dancing fan wearing a leprechaun mask and a diaper): "You know what a freaky town this is? Even this guy is getting chicks."
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No. 8
"On a sidebar note, it's reprehensible those Wunderlicht test scores get out. I mean, that's amazing to me. Do we need to know everything about each other in this culture?"
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No. 9
(After the AFC was called with its second illegal defense): "They called an illegal defense because Ewing didn't come out to guard the man at the top of the key."
No. 10
"Well, the crowd's obviously apprehensive because they realize they might be only two minutes and 43 seconds away from seeing Tom Benson dance."
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