The contest for the 8.0 Slave deck to the left was a tough call. I had one person posting on here a gazillion times in a row. Meanwhile, there were a few posting here and there with some bangers. 1991champ made the timely, yet nonchalant "Busenitz looked pretty on it..." when Chief lost. He also said what everyone wanted to say when the CPH Pro footage
was released ("I want to see some Matt Beach!!!"). Meanwhile, I was a fan of the perhaps over-analyzed Gutfeld post quote from DrunkenPunchUp11 that went, "And concerning the Tony Hawk White House drama—It has already blown over. Fox News is capable of showing skateboarding in a positive light:
http://www.foxnews. com/story/0,2933,405 344,00.html. That is the most fair and balanced turtle I have ever seen." GNARnivore had me forget about the whole Tony Hawk, White House dilemma with his main page quote, "Good thing Tony didn't push mongo down that hallway...then the terrorists would have truly won."
But, in the end, lakaianddie had the most interesting—sometimes untimely (i.e. Michael Jackson jokes)— jokes, on point quips and funniest comments. Some of the best that stood out (to see who won, click read more):
Overall, everyone left some sick comments that made the reader crack a smile, so good looks to all of you. Lakaianddie, send me your contact info at Josh.C.Brooks.-ND@espn3.com. To the rest of you, keep commenting. The more you comment the sooner the next contest will go down. And, when it does, it's only going to be a "funniest comment" contest. Pretty kick ass showing, all. Thanks.
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