A bearded Burtner sits at the editing bay and gives us an update from, like, the inside of his mind, man. Dudes are everywhere. Fires need to be put out. Money needs to grow on trees. Double exclamation point e-mails. Oh man. Too much thinking to give thanks right now.
"It's game on. And we had nothing. Failure. Not Failure. [Sigh.] C'mon on dude. There's, like, nine people at my house. Revert, boardslide with one foot. Fandango. It's just choas. Everything's going...haywire. Go to Japan, come back, film for like four days. Two days? Four days. That could be the end for him, you just never know. We got dudes in Utah. A critical point [finger quotes.] We got dudes on the East Coast, we got dudes flying to the East Coast. We gonna get weird. We got dudes coming to Washington. Dudes leaving Washington. Gotta split 'em up somehow. We got dudes in Alaska. Not enough money."
But everything is going to be awesome. The Cool Story continues.
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Tracy Anderson
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