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Offshore Winds Like You've Never Seen

February 12, 2009, 5:42 PM

By: Jon Coen

It was offshore Thursday in New Jersey — up to 50 knots. It actually started fires and knocked trees over — one of which crushed a woman in her car.

Jeff Smith

This would be an ugly mutant either way, but notice the 50-knot offshore winds.

When I was checking it that morning, a piece of shadowbox fencing came undone, blew of the boardwalk and landed a few feet away from me. Crike! We were still under a high wind warning yesterday morning.

But, hey. There were waves.

Jeff Smith

Cold and gold.

It wouldn't be a swell on the East Coast without some kind of natural disaster. You ever tried to surf in 40-knot winds? It's bizarre. Forget about seeing anything on the drop. You just get your face whipped with spray. Want to do a top turn? Sorry. Not in these gusts. There were actually whitecaps just outside the line-up. And if all that doesn't sound like more fun than a barrel of white-faced capuchin monkeys, the water is 36 degrees.

You do the math here - millimeters of rubber multiplied by knots of offshore wind, subtract feet of water the waves were breaking in. (5x50-2= Gnar factor of 248.)

All you can do is pull in, and that's pretty much what everyone did all day.

Jeff Smith

You know the old barrel caption cliche about finding shade in the tube? The sun is the last thing Kevin McCarthy needed protection from on Thursday. Crouching proud in Monmouth.

I went to a spot up north where the beach is morphed into a full sandspit wave, working like a machine — a cold, heavy machine that makes brown barrels, breaking literally just a few feet off the beach. I watched several boards break. Then, on what I decided would be my last wave of the day — a fast, hollow, racer that deposited me on dry sand 70 yards down the beach I— broke the nose off mine.

And I might point out that my compadre, Jeff Smith, got a few bowls of his own and spent the rest of the afternoon shooting in the wind and cold. Aside from these images, he also got a strep throat and fever for his troubles. He could barely see yesterday, and still managed to download the goods and send them off to me. Nice work, sir.

Jeff Smith

Let me break it down for ya.

And as per usual when you have near-hurricane force winds blowing from the west, we can look forward to days of flatness to come. Looks like Ireland is going to get it next.

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