This is a popular spoof on the "Things Pro Skaters Say" video, only done at X Games and BMX-ified for your entertainment. Yeah, X Games is about gold medals and winning, but it's also an excuse for a good contingent of pro BMXers to get together and have a good time. Video by Justin Kosman and Dean Dickinson.
5hKevin Van Valkenburg
3hSam Khan Jr.
9hDan Arritt, Special to ESPN.com