Santa Claus: How about a nice football?
Adult Ralphie:Football? Football? What's a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'football.'
Santa Claus: Okay, get him out of here.
Adult Ralphie: A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!
Ralphie: No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
Georgia Tech receiver Stephen Hill and guard Omoregie Uzzi have both submitted paperwork to the NFL draft advisory board.
Will Utah be without its offensive coordinator in the Sun Bowl?
Maryland hasn't made a habit out of recruiting junior college players, but the Terps might have gotten some help on defense with this cornerback.
Clemson offensive coordinator Chad Morris has already had his contract upgraded, but coach Dabo Swinney is still waiting.
North Carolina's offense will take a big hit without receiver Dwight Jones in the lineup.
Will incoming UNC coach Larry Fedora bring most of his old staff with him?
It's good to be FSU punter Shawn Powell.
There was some controversy about the Sugar Bowl's invites this year.
Georgia Tech is trying to avoid its seventh straight bowl loss.
Virginia isn't expecting any dramatic changes to Auburn's defense.