ACC's lunchtime links

December, 21, 2011
12/21/11
12:00
PM ET
Santa Claus: How about a nice football?
Adult Ralphie:Football? Football? What's a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'football.'
Santa Claus: Okay, get him out of here.
Adult Ralphie: A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!
Ralphie: No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

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