Fred Gailey: Your Honor, every one of these letters is addressed to Santa Claus. The post office has delivered them. Therefore the Post Office Department, a branch of the federal government, recognizes this man Kris Kringle to be the one and only Santa Claus.
Judge Henry X. Harper: Uh, since the United States government declares this man to be Santa Claus, this court will not dispute it. Case dismissed.
Judge Henry X. Harper: Uh, since the United States government declares this man to be Santa Claus, this court will not dispute it. Case dismissed.
- Virginia Tech's kicker has been suspended indefinitely for the Allstate Sugar Bowl after he was charged with a felony for armed breaking and entering.
- Playing in the ACC as opposed to the Big East does matter to some recruits.
- Maryland has hired its offensive coordinator, but is defensive coordinator Todd Bradford the next man out?
- Mike Locksley's ability to recruit might be more valuable than his ability to run the offense.
- Did BC finally find some stability at its coordinator position?
- Player development has been critical to Clemson's success this year.
- The Independence Bowl will be an audition for the Tar Heels and for their new coach, Larry Fedora.
- What can FSU gain from a bowl win over Notre Dame? Coley Harvey has the answers.
- Georgia Tech is hoping to change its label with a bowl win.
- What were the top five individual moments of the season?
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- Wrote for The Baltimore Sun
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Heather Dinich
Dinich covered ACC and Big Ten football for five seasons before joining ESPN.com in November 2007. She's an Indiana grad but somehow her favorite day of the week is Saturday.
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