Splitting hairs with Brady and Manning

All week, we've explored the Tom Brady versus Peyton Manning comparisons.

There's the statistical tale of the tape.

ESPN assembled an expert panel to dissect every aspect of their games.

Even promoter extraordinaire Don King gave his take on the rivalry.

But have we truly gazed into the nexus without considering the hair?

DJ Gallo of ESPN.com's Page 2 endeavored to measure Brady and Manning by comparing "the two via completely vacuous and superficial criteria."

Hairstyle, commercials, lady friends, embarrassing internet photos -- these are the true rankings of an iconic athlete.

Read forth. And be enlightened.