I have a theory that Tom Brady is bald and that, taking cues from a young Andre Agassi or Bret Michaels, wears head gear with long hair attached to it.
In this photo from an informal New England Patriots workout this week at Boston College, it appears running back Danny Woodhead has discovered the ruse and rookie Stevan Ridley is trying not to stare.
Again, it's just a theory.
If you have better captions, I'd like to see them. Please submit your wiseacre ideas in the comments section below this post. Keep your captions clean and, above all, make them funny.