If you film it, they might come

Funny or Die debuted an amusing lockout-related spoof Wednesday morning on "SportsCenter." The video stars Taylor Lautner as an Iowa corn farmer in a takeoff of "Field of Dreams."

A group of football players, including New York Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie and Buffalo Bills outside linebacker Shawne Merriman, shows up in Lautner's corn in search of a game. And a place to live. And cupboards to raid. And a farmer's wife to hit on.

Ray Liotta is the National Corn League commissioner who tries to convince Lautner he's being taken advantage of. Dennis Haysbert handles the suspendered Terence Mann role, but sadly doesn't make any Jobu references.

Worse yet, no Moonlight Graham character?