The Dolphins barely managed to touch Brady, much less get under his skin. Porter did register a quarterback hit, but he finished with zero tackles, zero sacks, zero forced fumbles, zero words.
When the visitor's locker room was opened to reporters, Porter ducked out and headed straight for the charter bus.
That means it's time for you to do the talking for him.
Take a look at above photo of Porter watching the final seconds of Sunday's game and provide your best caption in the comments section below.
Keep it clean and, more importantly, be funny.