Wide Receiver | Cleveland Browns ... Last Poll: NR
@C_Mitch18 -- An incredible, standard-setting two weeks and an easy choice. "I'm changing my Facebook name to 'NOBODY' so that.. Anytime i see any boring status.. I will 'LIKE' it.. It'll say 'NOBODY LIKES THIS'" Brilliant! "Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey #ProblemSolved"Very funny. "I think that limiting the nuggeting of animals to only chicken was a mistake." Pork nuggets? Check the timeline, it's gold.
@JJWatt -- "Dirk Nowitzki kinda looks like Captain Sig Hansen from Deadliest Catch." I see Sig every game now. Even better: "Guy at the airport saw my Texans shirt & asked how I thought they'd be this year. He said "I hope that big white kid from Wisconsin is good""
@ShaunPhillips95 -- Volume and quality dipped. "Someone just mentioned that we don't have any black super heroes except hancock and he was a drunk. Someone prove me wrong." I didn't see anyone able to change his thinking.
@PatMcAfeeShow -- Suffered a beat down from @jayfeely and will hate ranking behind Phillips. "It's nice to have a backyard I can punt in, slammed my future neighbors freshly
built home a couple times. But all in all nice lil workout." Also quesioned the truthfulness of "Locked Up Abroad" and wondered if the "nudetube" airport security guy had missed him when he finally made it back to the airport.
Defensive Tackle | San Diego Chargers ... Last Poll: NR
@antoniogaray71 -- Solid callout of teammate Jacques Cesaire: "Why is it that every time @pray74 invites me over to eat he tries to get me to help him do house chores?" Also liked "Miami Vice > Miami Heat" and his interest in the national spelling bee.
Defensive End | Jacksonville Jaguars ... Last Poll: 7
@A_Train_92 -- "If anybody in my twitter feed mentions their excitement for the new #Twilight movie they will be deleted and blocked on the spot." Also, "Anyone know a good counselor I can talk to? #Chipolte just abused me with their $2.00 guacamole prices." A fair complaint. Tasty, but pricey.
Wide Receiver | Cincinnati Bengals ... Last Poll: 3
@ochocinco -- Offered $2,000 as a reward for a pair of size 11 Reebok NFL 4 speed lows, his "route running" cleats, which reside in a locker he's locked out of. Tweeted a farewell to Montreal after a visit in French. But went crazy with conversation with himself about how much he loved himself, losing points.
@scottfujita99 -- "Oprah said San Luis Obispo is the happiest city in America. Well I can't find a parking space. I'm not happy." Also revealing: "Cruising in Juanita Fujita, the family RV. Just saw an eagle soaring overhead with a 3-foot snake in its grasp. Wow." I liked named vehicles.