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Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Lunch links: Bug zapper needed

By ESPN.com staff
ESPN.com

"There is no such thing as a shark attack...We're humans. We live on land. Sharks live in water. So if you're swimming in the water and a shark bites you, that's called trespassing. That is not a shark attack. A shark attack is if you're chilling at home, sitting on your couch, and a shark comes in and bites you; now that's a shark attack."