Guess what, suddenly you're 60 years old, wandering toothless and alone in a post-apocalyptic wasteland!
A year ago, the Big 12 was being left for dead. Now, it holds in its hands the fates of the Big East and ACC, writes Matt Hayes of Sporting News.
Yahoo! Sports' Pat Forde has a series of humorous realignment emails from administration in this piece of historical fiction.
Texas' newest quarterback commit wants to be the next Vince Young.
As realignment spins, new Kansas coach Charlie Weis doesn't have to worry about uncertainty, writes Rustin Dodd of the Kansas City Star.
Tommy Tuberville's business associate has been indicted, but Tuberville was not listed on the indictment.
Skip Holtz's son -- and, thus, Lou Holtz's grandson -- is walking on with the Texas Longhorns, reports Greg Auman of the Tampa Bay Times.
Charlie Weis is changing things at KU, but he doesn't like the term "change of culture," writes Kevin Haskin of the Topeka Capital-Journal.
Just when you thought the State Fair of Texas couldn't get any more delicious ...