Posted by ESPN.com's Adam Rittenberg
I hired a 90-pound girl to work in the stock room at Smart Tech for you, OK? I should've hired a 300-pound guy to lift the 60-inch flat screen, but instead I hired a hot girl who can't lift an iPod to bring you out of your funk.
Former Ohio State running back Maurice Clarett is seeking an early release from prison, while an Ohio prosecutor wants to keep Clarett behind bars.
What economic problems? Michigan's athletic department still rakes in the dough, Mark Snyder writes in the Detroit Free Press.
By now, Kirk Ferentz should know how media coverage works in Iowa, Pat Harty writes in the Iowa City Press-Citizen. I totally agree. You can't liken the importance of Iowa football to the Pittsburgh Steelers and then wonder why anything remotely newsworthy appears on the front page.
The College Football News guys debate whether Penn State will be a sleeper team for the national title race this fall. Also, Penn State will open the 2011 season against Indiana State, Todd Golden writes in The Tribune-Star.
Mark Arcidiacono is one of four Penn State incoming recruits to play in Saturday's Big 33 Football Class, Jeff Rice writes in the Centre Daily Times.
Minnesota coach Tim Brewster loves him some Twitter, Michael Rand writes in the Star Tribune.