And then my herbalist took this weird bee pollen paste, rubbed it around my gums, and now my mouth feels like a spaceship.
Penn State fans need to ask why certain candidates would want the Lions' vacancy, David Jones writes. Some good updates on PSU's search here and here. Neil Rudel writes that Penn State players should be thankful a bowl game wanted them.
ABC news reports all eight accusers will testify against former Penn State assistant Jerry Sandusky.
Wisconsin running back Montee Ball received quite the birthday present Monday. One Wisconsin writer had Ball behind one of his teammates on the Heisman ballot. Speaking of Badgers' Heisman Trophy winners, Ron Dayne will be inducted into the Rose Bowl Hall of Fame this year.
Michigan State might have to wait a bit for its next shot at the Rose Bowl, Joe Rexrode writes. The Spartans leave the bowl bitterness to their fans and focus on winning.
Nebraska's Bo Pelini should try to make a big splash by hiring Mike Stoops to run the defense. The Huskers' offense, meanwhile, faces a tough test in South Carolina.
Former Minnesota quarterback Sandy Stephens receives a long overdue honor, Patrick Reusse writes.
Urban Meyer isn't the only common thread tying Ohio State to Florida, Tim May writes.
Speaking of grad rates, if they determined the national champion, Northwestern would play Notre Dame.
Illinois acting head coach Vic Koenning needs to see more effort from some of his players.