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Friday, June 19, 2009
Big Ten lunch links

By ESPN.com staff
ESPN.com

Posted by ESPN.com's Adam Rittenberg

I hired a 90-pound girl to work in the stock room at Smart Tech for you, OK? I should've hired a 300-pound guy to lift the 60-inch flat screen, but instead I hired a hot girl who can't lift an iPod to bring you out of your funk.