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Wednesday, May 11, 2011
Update: Kraft and Henry caption contest

By ESPNBoston.com

Boston Owners

In this spot yesterday, we invited readers to submit a caption for the photo above, which shows Patriots owner Robert Kraft chatting with Red Sox owner John Henry at Game 3 of the Celtics-Heat series. Below are our favorites of the nearly 300 responses we received on ESPNBoston.com and via Facebook:

John Henry: I was sure you guys would take at least one pass rusher....

Robert Kraft: Well I was sure you guys would be above .500 by now....
-- Submitted by ESPNBoston.com reader tmty05001

"So the Monster Seats worked out really well, what would you think about Lighthouse Seats?"
-- Submitted by ESPNBoston.com reader sportsjustice

Why didn't you tell me you wanted to buy a soccer team?
-- Submitted by ESPNBoston.com reader Governor19

Yeah, I thought that this was going to be a Bruins game, too.
-- Submitted by ESPNBoston.com reader augmandingolives

Tommy's hair is not nearly as long as Johnny's was!
-- Submitted by ESPNBoston.com reader 3birddogs

Yeah, Danny offered us Perkins too, but we couldn't use him either.
-- Submitted by ESPNBoston.com reader b_dean

So this baseball player, race car driver and soccer player walk into a bar ...
-- Submitted by ESPNBoston.com reader jacksbwild

I heard Tom say he's trying to get his hair down to here before camp starts. We'll see, but I have my doubts ...
-- Submitted by ESPNBoston.com reader Guardian100785

John, I'm just saying: Ortiz would be a phenomenal pass rusher.
-- Submitted by ESPNBoston.com reader arsenault8292

Aren't you glad we didn't fall for that pitch from Bernie Madoff?
-- Submitted by ESPNBoston.com reader nyscks

John, John, John ... you know full well the owner uniform isn't complete without the handkerchief.
-- Submitted by ESPNBoston.com reader wyopoet

So then Sheen goes, "Duh, Winning!"
-- Submitted by ESPNBoston.com Facebook fan Greg Blanchette