It's been so long since we talked football, not labor negotiations, but actual football, I find myself muddled in a fog, rather than my usual haze.
All I know is that as long as Mike McCaskey is in charge of the family business and Jay Cutler has his best gal Kristin by his side, everything's peachy in Bear Country.
Well, Tommie Harris is still around to provide levity and bust skulls, right?
Hmm, this will require some work to get back to speed, won't it?
Fear not, Bears fans, I'm here to help you get acclimated to football. And like the free agency period that's upon us, let's do it fast and furious ... and with an acronym.