Bulls' defense rests in Game 1 loss

CHICAGO -- After listening to the defeated Chicago Bulls on Monday night, I thought U2 just broke up.

"We gotta get back to playing with the Edge," I thought they kept saying.

Oh, they were saying an edge, not the Edge.

In any event, the out-of-tune Bulls could have used a couple guitars to throw in front of Joe Johnson's mug, because the Bulls' hands and bodies, and certainly their heads, weren't good enough to shut down the famous "Iso Joe Show."

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