CHICAGO -- With Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and other world dignitaries taking time out of their busy schedule to watch Koyie Hill swing some lumber, I was tempted to ask them when NATO was meeting to decide the fate of the Chicago Cubs.
My advice: Send in the armed drones!
On second thought, forget government intervention. Cubs fans should emulate the rabble-rousers protesting around the city during the NATO summit.
“What do we want? Wins! When do we want them? Before Theo is done rebuilding the farm system in 2015!”