Building on a dream

CHICAGO -- Multiple high-ranking, totally trustworthy Major League sources confirmed Tuesday that Theo Epstein is the new President of Baseball Operations for the Chicago Cubs.

“I’ve waited a few weeks to say this, but it truly feels great to be a Cub today,” said a source close to Epstein.

Oh wait, that was Epstein. He actually said those words to begin his introductory press conference at Wrigley Field.

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