Soriano, a man of refined tastes, said he did not partake.
"When we get the real trophy, I'll drink Champagne out of it," he said.
You can't drink beer or champagne out of the Commissioner's Trophy like you do out of the Stanley Cup, but give him a break. He's a Cub now and it's not like a Cub is familiar with the dimensions of baseball's championship trophy.
Winning three in a row in the city series is good enough for a team built for mediocrity and destined for failure.