FC Dallas ready to put squeeze on Houston
June, 14, 2012
By Patrick Dorsey / ESPN.com
Coming to ESPN2 on Saturday night: Major League Soccer's Texas Derby (pronounced "darby"), between FC Dallas and Houston Dynamo.
And oh, Dallas is ready. Like, really. Just check the video, in which players like Brek Shea use all sorts of instruments -- crutches, paintball guns, large trucks, you name it -- to smash the fruit most reminiscent of the orange-clad Houston Dynamo.
Hey, even manager Schellas Hyndman joins the orange crush ...