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Fan Takes First-Pitch Honors To A New Low

School may be back in session in many parts of the country but the summer of horrifically bad first pitches rolls on. On Tuesday, ahead of the Houston Astros’ 4-2 win over the Oakland Athletics, one lucky Houston fan was chosen for the ceremonial honor. And the results make 50 Cent’s disastrous attempt look Cy Young-worthy. Seriously. It’s THAT bad.

So ... Yikes!

I’m just going to pretend this was an ode to Mariah Carey from this thoughtful and considerate fan. I’m sure the singer appreciates the support right now. That makes this pitch a lot better, right?

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