More clichés than you can shake a stick at
February, 8, 2012
Feb 8
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By Tim Catalano and Adam Goucher | ESPN.com
Tiim Catalano illustrationAre there truisms for distance runners buried in common cliches? Adam and Tim go the whole nine yards to separate fact from fiction.Nice guys finish last is a cliché, a phrase that is so overused it has become mundane. Clichés may ring true in most situations but according to wikipedia: "Using cliches shows a lack of original thought... In writing and general speech it is a mark of inexperience of unoriginality."
This blog has more than 30 clichés in it. We wonder if that shows more of our inexperience or our general lack of originality?
In an attempt to make the unoriginal original, we put a twist on 31 commonly used clichés. We wanted to see if these everyday phrases were true or false when applied to distance runners. See if you agree with our assessments.
1. It's only a matter of time. False
For runners it is a matter of time and distance.
2. It ain't over till the fat lady sings. False
It is over as soon as you cross the finish line no matter what the fat lady is doing.
3. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. True
Over 45,000 people run the New York Marathon and only one person can win. The rest are joining them.
4. What goes around comes around. True
Ever run a 10K on the track?
5. This will hurt me more than it hurts you. True
Very true when said by a runner to a spectator.
6. Time is of the essence. True
Especially true for runners seeking PRs and qualifying standards.
7. Last but not least. True
Even the last finisher is ahead of everyone who didn’t have the courage to run. In a race, last is certainly not least!
8. Make out like a bandit. False
We do not encourage bandits here.
9. Better late than never. True
It is better to finish behind your goal time than not to finish at all.
10. It never hurts to try. False
Wanna bet? Ask any runner and they will tell that if it doesn't hurt you are not trying hard enough.
11. One good turn deserves another. True
Ever run a 10K on the track?
12. Pull a fast one. True
This is every runner’s desire as they toe the line.
13. Go the whole nine yards. False
You are going to have to go a lot more than nine yards to complete a marathon. Are you ready to go to whole 46,145 yards?
14. Distance makes the heart grow fonder. True
As you go up in distance, peoples' love of running intensifies.
15. Get off on the right foot. False
Does it really matter which foot you start on?
16. We will cross that bridge when we come to it. True
That is all a runner can do.
17. You can't judge a book by its cover. True
Ever see the guy/gal who looks really fast but can barely run? Then there is the person who does not even look like a runner but is as fast as lightning.
18. Running around like a chicken with it's head cut off. False
This might not be the best running strategy. The shortest distance between two points is a straight line.
19. The more the merrier. True
See 45,000 people in the New York Marathon.
20. Caught with your pants down. True
For the runner who couldn’t hold it for the full marathon.
21. You only live once. True
Perhaps, but you can die multiple deaths on a long run.
22. Quit while you're ahead. False
Terrible, terrible advice for a runner.
23. A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step. True
And so does a journey of 46,145 yards!
24. I've got a monkey on my back. True
After you hit the wall the monkey turns into a gorilla ... carrying a piano.
25. Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. True
This is why runners are so strong.
26. If the shoe fits, wear it. False
Do not wear it in a race unless you have tested it out in practice first.
27. Misery loves company. True
See 45,000 people running the New York Marathon!
28. Don't hold your breath. True
Unless you only intend to run the whole nine yards.
29. She wouldn't know me from Adam. True
Readers who have never heard of this blog do not know Tim from Adam.
30. S/He is over the hill. False
This is meant to be a bad thing for most people but to a runner it is the best feeling in the world!
31. There now, that wasn't so bad, was it? False
Depends on the day and the run. Sometimes it WAS that bad.
Twenty of the above clichés seem to be true for most runners while eleven are false. Either way they at least win back a bit of originality when we apply them to running.
The artist Salvador Dali hated the use of clichés so much that he was quoted as saying, "The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot."
We may be idiots for using so many clichés in this blog but we had fun doing it. In our next blog we will avoid using clichés like the plague! :)
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