Is the opposite of being "shut down" being "shut up?" If so, the Dodgers shut up Clayton Kershaw.
Shut up ...
Los Angeles shifted rotation gears again, deciding today that it would be Hiroki Kuroda taking the rest of the year off. Kershaw will now make a final start Friday, on six days' rest, followed by Chad Billingsley on Saturday and Ted Lilly in the season finale Sunday.
I'm going to Friday's game, so I'll be happy to see Kershaw pitch in that sense. But I think the Dodgers were right with their initial instincts, and that they might as well throw John Ely out there Friday rather than make Kershaw get back on the horse.
Dee Gordon is so skinny — how skinny is he? — Dee Gordon is so skinny that Bryan Smith of Fangraphs has serious questions about how good the Dodger prospect can become, especially if he doesn't walk as much as a Brett Butler, steal like Tim Raines or play defense like Ozzie Smith.
"Wilson Valdez grounds into double plays the way Weezer puts out new albums nowadays," writes Michael Baumann of Phillies Nation, "often, indiscriminately, and sometimes with disastrous results." Valdez is only the second player in the past 40 years or so to reach 20 GIDP in under 375 plate appearances. With a runner on first base and under two outs, Valdez has 20 GIDP and 18 hits.
John Lindsey's callup made Jerry Crasnick's ESPN.com list of top inspirational moments this season.