Sometimes, ugly is enough to get the job done.
On Saturday, Nick Diaz needed five rounds and another blood-crusted face to best K.J. Noons, nearly three years after a doctor's stoppage gave Noons a win over him. Neither man was particularly graceful in the rematch: Diaz could never quite slide into his volume punching that feels worse than it looks, and Noons was sometimes channeling Leonard Garcia in KO blows that he threw his entire body into.
It's not that it was poor striking; it's that MMA presents too many variables for that striking to ever be as tightly constructed as we see in higher-level boxing matches. Some are going to confuse that for inability, but you do what you have to when takedowns and kicks are part of the equation.
What else did the fight prove? That Noons is probably one of MMA's most skilled boxers, but that he's also undersized for the welterweight division. There's a world of difference between his frame hitting you and that of a 185-pound man who has cut down weight. But what Noons lacks in size he makes up for in speed and technique.
Meanwhile, Diaz posted one of his better career wins Saturday. The bad news? It might be one of the few remaining significant victories currently available to him in Strikeforce.
Next for Tyron Woodley: More grooming before anyone brings up the possibility of a title shot.
Hairy situation award: Shared by Mauro Ranallo and Noons, for spending more time with their bangs than on the task at hand.
Leave the poor guy alone already award: Strikeforce, for cornering Diaz for a backstage interview in which he appeared to be addressing the carpet.
Dead air award: Ranallo (and producers), for introducing at least 10 different ringside fighters in what amounted to one of those Oscar-broadcast dead celebrity popularity contests. (Cung Le: big applause. Another: silence.)
The truthiness in victory award: Thomson, for scolding the judge who awarded him a 30-27 victory over Gesias "JZ" Cavalcante when most sighted observers could see Thomson lost the third round. When a fighter is telling you, the judge, that you've done a horrible job when you've awarded him the winner's share of the purse, it's time to regroup.
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Not even winner Josh Thomson would duck the obvious -- that JZ Cavalcante took Round 3.
New questions: Strikeforce
Is Diaz a better fit in Strikeforce than in the UFC?
Diaz posted an impressive 6-4 record in the UFC from 2003-06. Since leaving the promotion, he has built a 9-1-1 record, with the only loss (to Noons) having been avenged this past weekend.
The difference? The UFC usually puts its fighters in the crosshairs of wrestlers that can stop an opponent's momentum, both literally and figuratively. Outside of the promotion, Diaz has been able to showcase his striking against fighters willing to exchange with him.
Diaz has two bouts remaining on his Strikeforce contract. Between the welterweight and middleweight divisions and the occasional trip to Japan, he probably has the ability to stay busy for years without running into blankets like Jon Fitch and Georges St. Pierre. And between Nate Diaz and Jake Shields, both in the UFC's 170-pound division, a Cesar Gracie pile-up would be inevitable. If he's not hung up on beating top-10 welterweights, Nick Diaz might be one of the few guys for whom a career outside the UFC makes the best sense.
Is Strikeforce going to reward bad behavior?
Showtime's broadcast had barely wrapped up before reports circulated that Diaz and Jason "Mayhem" Miller -- who got into it during a CBS show earlier this year -- were grappling backstage. Strikeforce CEO Scott Coker said he wasn't opposed to matching the two up.
So we're clear: An in-cage mob scene that ended in fines and suspensions, cools CBS on MMA and manages to bleed over into another show months later should result in a payday for the fighters? Where is the incentive for fighters to conduct themselves like professionals?
Will judges ever be accountable?
At the conclusion of the Thomson-Cavalcante bout, judge Susan Thomas-Gitlin scored it 30-27 for Thomson -- an impossible sentiment when you consider that the third round saw Cavalcante throw, mount and strike Thomson without suffering any kickback. Even Thomson was in disbelief at the scorecard.
It's unlikely Thomas-Gitlin will ever be cornered and asked to articulate what she saw Thomson do in that round that earned him a 10-9 victory; some commissions believe a judge should be able to assess bouts without second-guessing media hounding them. It's a nice thought, but when officiating has become so distanced from reality, regular conventions need to be tossed out the window. Judges should be asked to note on the cards why they believed a fighter won a round: "landed more effective strikes," "two successful takedowns" or the like. If that's too much to ask, find someone else to do the job.
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• Noons broke his jaw in the first and his hand in the second. More accurately, Diaz broke his jaw. That Noons kept the fight competitive for five rounds says something about his attrition.
• Sarah Kaufman seemed upset that Coenen, the new 135-pound women's champion, didn't let go of her armbar submission right away -- tension that later cooled in the locker room. The weight class looks like a good fit for Coenen, who has a long, rangy frame that she uses to tie up opponents effectively.
• Nate Diaz sported a UFC hat during his brother's entrance, a small detail that's still indicative that Strikeforce isn't as savagely competitive with the UFC as the UFC is with everyone else.
• Yahoo! Sports' Dave Meltzer reported a crowd of 7,473 fans at the HP Pavilion, a solid turnout for a San Jose, Calif., show that was absent of draws like Frank Shamrock or Cung Le -- and absent their substantial salaries.
• Thomson's win over Cavalcante puts him in line for a third fight with Gilbert Melendez, but it's the kind of fight that might shave a year or two off the already hobbled Thomson's career. The two fighters aren't good for each other from an orthopedic perspective.