You know how it is when you invite friends over who are only "casual" about MMA: They eat all your food, ask dumb questions and fidget when the fight goes to the ground. By the time the "fat foreign guy" comes out, you will pray for a blackout.
These people are not your friends. Disown them immediately, then watch this space for live coverage of "Strikeforce: Fedor versus Rogers" beginning at 9 p.m. ET. Interact with peers, ask questions -- and best of all, no cleanup.