ESPN Music: Super Bowl Shuffle

The 5 worst sports-team songs of all time

February, 5, 2013
SB ShufflePaul Natkin/Getty Images"Now I'm as smooth as a chocolate swirl/ I dance a little funky, so watch me girl." Uh, okay.
To commemorate the release of ESPN The Magazine's Feb. 18 Music Issue, this week we will be taking a look back at some of the worst sports-related music moments of all time.

Every great sports team needs a song to immortalize its greatness, right? Wrong. So very, very wrong.

By now, your local JV basketball team has probably already uploaded some "rap anthem" to YouTube, hoping to become the next viral sensation. Tell those whippersnappers they have a huge mountain to fall down if they ever want to be remembered as one of the worst team anthems of all time. Their forefathers have set a very low bar, indeed.

We went back to the ’80s heyday of terrible sports music to put together this list of songs that are so bad that they're ... yeah, they're pretty much bad.

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