If you still haven't come across the hilarity that is the "East/West Bowl" -- a series of sketches by Comedy Central's Key & Peele -- then Part 3 (the "Pro Edition") is your chance to hop on board.
The first two East/West Bowls featured a roster roundup of made-up football players with increasingly ridiculous names. This time around, Key & Peele continue the litany of silly names (and facial hair), plus they've thrown some real-life NFL stars into the mix, including New York Giants cornerback Prince Amukamara and New York Jets offensive lineman D'Brickashaw Ferguson.
It also features a show-stopping cameo from ... well, I'll leave that as a surprise. (But, if you haven't seen Key & Peele, you might want to check out their "Substitute Teacher" sketch first, so you'll really get the joke.)