The Translator: Nick Swisher

The Translator is a recurring feature of the blog where we present what someone said and what (we think) they mean by running his words through our high-tech Truth Detector.

No question today, just an (almost) verbatim quote from Nick Swisher as he came into the clubhouse after being removed from today's game against the Phillies: "$#%@!*! First shinburger of the spring.''

TRANSLATION: "I fouled the ball off my lower leg and it hurts like $#@^%!&!!''