I've visited with two of Jerry Jones' three children in the past 20 minutes, but the owner is still stuck in a meeting. For whatever reason (perhaps boredom), the Giants co-owners John Mara and Steve Tisch are leading the league in bathroom breaks.
Eagles president Joe Banner, who was sporting a vintage 1970s black pullover, ducked into the meeting late (and lo and behold) Jerry Jones just came racing through, making no eye contact along the way. I'm now in hot pursuit of Redskins coach Jim Zorn.
I'll let you know how that goes. He has his teenage son with him, so I don't like my chances.