You, yes you, can own the Whizzinator

August, 28, 2009
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By Kevin Seifert
Posted by ESPN.com's Kevin Seifert

I am not making this up.

By the end of Friday, someone will own the Whizzinator that former Minnesota running back Onterrio Smith tried to carry through Twin Cities airport security in April 2005.

That's right. A Minnesota auction house is selling the Whizzinator and all kinds of other “football collectibles” that were confiscated from a storage center Smith apparently rented at one time. Among the other gems: An old Vikings playbook, the letter Smith received from the NFL notifying he missed a scheduled drug test and a 2003 game ball.

I'm not lying.

There are pictures. Of everything. Because you must be 18 or older to view them, I'll take you there through this link. You can figure out the rest.

Happy bidding.

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