Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford had the best ESPN promotional commercial for exactly one week.

Last Thursday, we brought you his really funny debut via our inside ESPN sources. The ad revealed Stafford's understated and self-deprecating sense of humor.

But it's time for Stafford to move over, and I'm sure even he would agree.

What does John Clayton's new ESPN ad reveal?

I'm not sure I can say. But I can tell you this: The combination of Clayton, a pony tail, a Slayer T-shirt and a subtle "Wedding Crashers" reference had our man trending world-freaking-wide earlier Thursday.