When you pump up your biceps, you develop some swagger.
When you develop some swagger, you go 13-3 as a starter and advance to the NFC Championship Game.
When you go 13-3 and reach the NFC Championship Game, you get a little cocky.
When you suggest you could beat out Peyton Manning, you suddenly realize Pro Bowl voters robbed you.
When you think Pro Bowl voters robbed you, you resent a rookie from a 6-10 team going to Hawaii instead.
When someone as studly as Patrick Willis rallies to your defense, you start to feel invincible.
When you start to feel invincible, you contemplate a career in the UFC.
When you opt for a career in the UFC, Brazilian mixed-martial artist Junior dos Santos pummels you into oblivion.
Don't get pummeled into oblivion.
Embrace the low-keyed style that worked so well for you in the past.
Your turn: OK, the best Smith-related adaptation of those DirecTV commercials gets special mention on the blog. Oh, and enjoy your Memorial Day.