Fashion Police! Pac-12 uniform watch

It's game week. That means we get serious at ESPN.com.

Alert! Alert!

Uni Watch will satiate your curiosity over who's fashion forward this fall and who's not. Bring on Joan Rivers and the Fashion Police!

The fab design choice this season is surprising colors for helmets!

So who's wearing chrome, and who's donning copper? And who's going for a slimming effect with black?

It all will be revealed to you in... Uni Watch!

Don't you think a great show would be Alabama coach Nick Saban and Oregon coach Chip Kelly discussing college football fashion? Boy, those two lovers of frivolity would yuck it up for hours!