I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
Arizona's 2013 QB competition just got more interesting.
Arizona State will take on Navy in the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl.
Is Butch Jones the leader to become Colorado's head coach?
Oregon and Kansas State will settle it on the Fiesta Bowl field.
Oregon State will mess with Texas in the Alamo Bowl.
Stanford and Wisconsin will offer smashmouth football in the Rose Bowl.
UCLA will square off with Baylor in the Holiday Bowl. Points anyone?
USC will play Alabama for the national championship. Or, check that, it will play Georgia Tech, the bowl season's only losing team, in the Sun Bowl.
With no bowl game, Utah turns its attention to 2013.
Washington is headed to Las Vegas to take on Boise State.
Some thoughts on why things went so poorly for Washington State this season.