Play Roger Clemens perjury trial bingo!

April, 25, 2012
Roger IllustrationWho says a federal perjury trial can't be the backdrop for a wonderful romp of amusement?

[Editor's note: ESPN Playbook will occasionally reach into the Page 2 Vault to highlight previous work that has amazingly become relevant once again. This is one of those times.]

The perjury retrial of seven-time Cy Young Award winner Roger Clemens has begun in Washington.

But you don't have to feel left out. Bring the fun to your home or office with Roger Clemens Perjury Trial Bingo by printing out the game cards from the links below!

Game rules are simple: Any time one of the terms listed on your card is referenced during testimony or coverage of the trial, cover that square. Just like in actual bingo, the first player to cover five squares in a row -- up, down, sideways or diagonally -- wins the game. However, that player must shout "Roger!" instead of "Bingo!" ... preferably while attempting an impression of Yankees broadcaster Suzyn Waldman.

Roger Clemens Perjury Trial Bingo!

Bingo card No. 1 | Printable version
Bingo card No. 2 | Printable version
Bingo card No. 3 | Printable version
Bingo card No. 4 | Printable version
Bingo card No. 5 | Printable version

Dave Wilson is a college football editor for He joined in 2010 and previously worked at The Dallas Morning News, San Diego Union-Tribune and Las Vegas Sun.



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