According to the New York Post, Alex Rodriguez coped with getting pulled out of Game 1 of the American League Championship Series by hitting on two female fans behind the Yankees' dugout.
He even had a ball boy flip the pair a baseball with a message on it. What did A-Rod write? Here are a few guesses.
“Lose the hero, get with the zero.”
“I was thinking about you during that last strikeout.”
“It turns me on that you were the two people not booing me.”
“I’ve never made it to first base in October. Can you help?”
“Are you free tomorrow? I probably am. There is a right-hander pitching.”
“You’re the hottest thing I’ve seen since my mirror.”
“I want you to feed me popcorn all night long.”
“I’ll let you meet Derek Jeter if you go on one date with me.”
“I'm not looking for a one-night stand. I want a long-term relationship. I'm signed to play here through 2017."
“This baseball would be worth more if you signed it.”