Osi Umenyiora is terrible at good deeds
Attn:All L.T, NYG, NFL FANS! If i get 1million followers, i will buy L.T's ring back and give it to him. The 1,000,000th will give it to him— Osi Umenyiora (@OsiUmenyiora) May 19, 2012
Umenyiora then reduced the target follower total to 500,000. But, alas, the deadline came and went, and he fell about 450,000 followers short. So close!
Of course, he then stepped forward, did the right thing and bought Taylor’s his ring back anyway. Wait, what? He didn’t? Why not?
@COLE45_2zigzags Honestly, because i dont know him. If im going to spend that kind of money, it will be because people love him and show it— Osi Umenyiora (@OsiUmenyiora) May 19, 2012
I’d hate to be someone needing charity if Umenyiora happens by.
“Yes, I’ll give you a quarter, homeless man, but first you need to follow me on Twitter. What? You don’t have a Twitter account? Then I’m out of here.”
“I get what you’re doing, Salvation Army bell ringer guy. But I’ll need follows from Santa, Mrs. Claus and every one of the elves before you get any of the money that I can reach quite easily in my pocket right now.”
“I’ll give some money once or twice to a church, but three times is way overboard. At least give me a follow from @God.”
Im at Church by the way. The THIRD time they passed around the collection plate this hour. They lost me with that one!— Osi Umenyiora (@OsiUmenyiora) May 20, 2012